To all you thieves out there...

[Whiterun Guard]

Go fiddling with any locks around here, we're going to have a real problem.

 

[DJDragonflame]

Let me guess...someone stole your sweet roll.

 

[FlickerWick]

Hail Companion!

 

[Hermaeus_Mora]

No lollygagging!

 

[thatwudbryan]

*Takes note of every guards location and readies bow and dagger/lockpicking hand* "Just passing through!"

 

[ChampionOfKirkwall]

"Hey wait..I know you"

Uhh no you don't..

 

[Catwoman]

 

[Saozig]

You see those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got curved swords. Curved swords.

 

[Mr1cammando]

I'm telling you I heard it! Howling! Those werewolf tales are true!

 

[Raijin]

Go fiddling with any locks around here, we're going to have a real problem.

After pulling a stunt like this (especially sending hired thugs to my college!) I'm gonna be doing a lot more than just fiddling with locks. Be prepared to have all of your sweet rolls stolen among other things. BE WARNED!

Oh and I heard from several of the Markarth guards that you Whiterun guards are nothing more than a bunch of milk drinkers.

 

[Africanman08]

Ugh, been tending your hounds lately? You smell like a wet dog.

 

[Dallas-Arbiter]

Get that mace away from me!

 

[DurableDiction]

Is that... fur? Coming out of your ears?
Uhhh... meow?

 

[DurableDiction]

Is that... fur? Coming out of your ears?
Uhhh... meow?

 

[Lady Imp]

Lockpicking? That's for amateurs. Real men pickpocket the guard.

 

[Haru17]

*knotches arrow* Looks like you're going to have to end your career as an adventurer Whiterun Guard! *twang* *ssssssssssssluk* *cries of pain* "I took and arrow... TO THE KNEEEEE!!!"

 

[Haru17]

Lockpicking? That's for amateurs. Real men pickpocket the guard.

They pickpocket their armor and weapons =P

 

[Raijin]

I enjoy pickpocketing Imperials guards, and then donate what I can collect to the Stormcloaks.

 

[Urzek]

I used to be an adventurer like you...

 

[Benthos]

Be quiet, I'm doing the fishstick! It's a very delicate state of mind.