Imperials or Stormcloaks, what one?

[Raijin]

Pfft Docta prefers Imperial men.

Docta doesn't know what shes missing. Us Nords are way better lovers than the Imperials.

 

[feliciano182]

Pfft Docta prefers Imperial men.

Well, I'm not gay.....................but I would totally suck Tullius' dick.

 

[Raijin]

Well, I'm not gay.....................but I would totally suck Tullius' dick.

You can do exactly that right after Tullius gets finish sucking off Ulfric

 

[DrunkenMage]

You can do exactly that right after Tullius gets finish sucking off Ulfric

 

[Raijin]

Doesn't count! Hes shown dead on that photo you've cheated

 

[DrunkenMage]

Doesn't count! Hes shown dead on that photo you've cheated

I think I know what your dream was about when we were talking before.

 

[Raijin]

I think I know what your dream was about when we were talking before.

Theirs a reason why he's wearing Nocturnal's clothing

 

[DrunkenMage]

Theirs a reason why he's wearing Nocturnal's clothing

Easy access.

 

[Raijin]

Easy access.

Where do you think Nocturnal is at right now?

 

[DrunkenMage]

Where do you think Nocturnal is at right now?

Looking for the tranny that stole her dress.

 

[Raijin]

Looking for the tranny that stole her dress.

Don't prosecute the man for being curious

 

[Ozan]

Ozan love Nord women. The beard gives Khajiit something to hold on to.

 

[OckhamsFolly]

Hey now. Nocturnal doesn't look for her own stolen plops. That's why she has Nightingales. Much to their dismay, in this case.

 

[Raijin]

Ozan love Nord women. The beard gives Khajiit something to hold on to.

Are you trying to insult our Nord women cat? Don't make me turn you into a rug

Hey now. Nocturnal doesn't look for her own stolen pl***. That's why she has Nightingales. Much to their dismay, in this case.

The best thing to get back at Nocturnal is to become an immortal vampire. That way you don't have to become her bitch after you die, and whats even sweet is that you never return the skeleton key to the crow bitch

 

[DrunkenMage]

Are you trying to insult our Nord women cat? Don't make me turn you into a rug



The best thing to get back at Nocturnal is to become an immortal vampire. That way you don't have to become her bitch after you die, and whats even sweet is that you never return the skeleton key to the crow bitch

I'd tap that crow bitch any day.

 

[Raijin]

I'd tap that crow bitch any day.

I rather tap Moira instead She seems worthy enough

 

[DrunkenMage]

I rather tap Moira instead She seems worthy enough

Give her the ol' war horn aye.

 

[Raijin]

Give her the ol' war horn aye.

You should see my back; all scratched up. I think she enjoyed my war horn way too much. In fact I bled quite a bit. thank to the divines I know restoration magic. I healed myself to the point where I wouldn't die from my injuries caused by her.

 

[Docta Corvina]

Doesn't count! Hes shown dead on that photo you've cheated

Ooooooh, don't tempt me to offer screenshot proof of them, Raijin. You know I can get it.

 

[DrunkenMage]

Ooooooh, don't tempt me to offer screenshot proof of them, Raijin. You know I can get it.

Oooh you go girl. Imperial agents got some good shots of Ulfric with Galmar.