Whats your most disturbing or funny or interesting murder or crime in skyrim?

[nightmare16]

i have an orc who does that right now he murders entire cities before gettin married to a sabre cat and having adorable lil squid kids with rabies

 

[Chadonraz]

Most funny crime... this "finally" happened to me.

I went to Candlehearth Hall to cook my raw meat, but instead of using the cooking pot I accidentally stole a kettle.

Fortunately the guard who showed up before I could leave the inn to look for one was reasonable, and didn't try to kill me over the whopping 1 gold bounty.

 

[englishlion2001]

I thought it eas funny when the bride got killed sooo wasnt me but still and a gargoyle landed on her and she went flying


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[DestroyerDevourMaster]

I killed a chicken once. Won't be doing that again