Reasons You Should Join the DwemerQuestions?
- We have this font.
- I'm a Dwemer.
- See #2.
- We are modest.
- I'm awesome.
- Therefore, the Dwemer are awesome.
- We have giant robots, all of which pale in comparison to me, but are still noteworthy.
- Dwemer are smart.
- I am also smart.
- Therefore, people who join the Dwemer are smart.
Reasons not to join the Dwemer ^^^
The Dwemer being smart is a reason not to join them? I dare say that sounds absolutely preposterous!
No, the Dwemer thinking they are smart, when they are actually blasphemous fools! That is a reason not to join them
Who built robots? The Dwemer. Who stupidly used machines they knew nothing about? The Chimer Tribunal. I rest my case.
Why thank you I knew there was a good reason you are my advisor!Vivec approves of this. He also says to diss Sheogorath, he will delve into the Provisional House and fish out a fishy stick for you, meben.
Who can beat up the Dwemer without using robots? The Chimer. Who build the stupid robot that lead to the decline of both our races? The Dwemer. I proclaim your case un-rested
Vivec approves of this. He also says to diss Sheogorath, he will delve into the Provisional House and fish out a fishy stick for you, meben.
And don't mention fishy sticks. Seriously. They are all over the internet in places relatyed to TES. If thye spread here... *shudders* And his name is Sir Meeb, or MEEB, or Meeb, or The Meebster or something with Meeb in it. And Sheo' just happens to be runnign for president. You know who is his vice? Sanguine, A.K.A. The Meebster.
Too bad, McMeeby the Meebster, Supreme Meeb of the Meeblings, A.K.A. the Chimer (A.K.A. Those Far Dumber Than The Dwemer).Hey! Don't order around my advisor, thats my job!
Too bad, McMeeby the Meebster, Supreme Meeb of the Meeblings, A.K.A. the Chimer (A.K.A. Those Far Dumber Than The Dwemer).
*can only shake head in sadness at Dwemer ignorance* The only good one of any of you people is Dumac.
The Dwemer built giant underground cities, harvested the heart of a god, enslaved an entire race and were possibly turned into gods themselves. The Chimer worshipped the gods of deceit and were cursed because they were stupid enough to mess with technology they didn't understand. The only good one was Nerevar.
Hey.... Azura would bitchslap you if she heard that -_- I doubt they were turned into gods, more likely dropped down on some obscure plane of oblivion full of potatoes and plantains. And to be fair it was the Dwemer who originally messed with the heart of Lorkarn and caused the war between our people. (which we won by the way, without robots )
You didn't win. It was in the middle of an undecided battle when we all disappeared to who knwos where? Most likely we ended up in one of the Et'Adic realms and were elevated to godly status. and if Azura tried to bitchslap the Dwemer, the Numidium would teach her a thing or two! And the war was started when the Chimer came and attacked the Dwemer just because they were sciencing a bit too hard for your puny brains to comprehend. They even had to make up a new word, sciencing, to do it.