Lars Of Morrowind
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That awkward moment when you walk in your house, and find your husband standing naked, sword in hand and ready to attack you.
ugh!!! i know it right? i HATE it when that happens! it is soooooo gd hard to hit enemies with arrows on this game yet those black ops navy seal sniper bandit bastards can arrow you blindfolded shooting sideways! i swear i've actually seen them clearly miss before and it STILL registered as a hit on me!That awkward moment when you snipe an enemy with your bow and he calmly steps out of the path of the arrow he didn't even know was coming. I have literally spent five minutes trying to shoot down the same oblivious bandit. It quickly turned into a scene from "The Jerk".
The awkward moment where a thief runs up to you, ask you to hold a stolen item for him, threatens you to not sell him out, and runs away only to be ambushed and torn limb from limb by a troll
yea i've never understood the deal with that guy, even if you help him kill the guy he stole from he still never talks to you again, not even to say thanks.. :/Even without the troll, this is pretty awkward. "Hey, I just stole this cockring of impetuous dancing." Right on brother, stick to the man! "Hold it for me." Sure thing, anything I can do to help a fellow larcenist. "Double-cross me and I'll kill you." What? How rude. kill kill kill disenchant walk past the bodies of untold numbers of wolves, bandits, draugr, and dragons who have ALSO tried to kill me. Seemed like such a nice guy at first!