Story that never ends..

[carz101]

a large hobbit shaped table

 

[Yukari Yakumo]

and promptly dances around the room singing

 

[Captain Nagisus]

"I am the Chosen One, sent to save all of your...

 

[Yukari Yakumo]

pies.

 

[Captain Nagisus]

These pies, however, turned out to be....

 

[Yukari Yakumo]

poo.

 

[Stigweard Ruadhan]

Poo, of course, being a particular delicacy within these parts.

Not excrement, oh no, but this poo is from the rare "poo tang ra" flower - a wonderful herb.

 

[carz101]

But then, a random vampire came in and turned EVERYONE into thralls except the dovakhiin

 

[Argonianale7]

So Dovahkin ran, with his faithful bunny to..

 

[Captain Nagisus]

the small town of Shor's Stone, where he met a very short elf named...

 

[carz101]

Waldo, and he had to play hide and seek with...

 

[Agent007]

So I decide to check it out...

 

[feliciano182]

...the strange bag hanging from Waldo's back.

 

[CosmicExplorer]

Inside the bag was a bottle of Nyquil,a prescription for anti fungal foot cream, and a picture of my girlfriend.

 

[Skoomatrix]

Dovahkiin goes to sleep in Breezehome and has nightmares the rest of the night...

 

[carz101]

about him getting eaten by a draugr after it killed waldo

 

[feliciano182]

He proceeds to wake up in the middle of the night, only to look at Lydia on his left.

 

[carz101]

To whom he says, was I really that drunk last night?

 

[Naginata]

A dog chilling out on the stairs while devouring piles of...

 

[carz101]

Nachos, and he realizes he is in...