The Dovahfail
New Member
Im new to the site
107th Aldmeri Battalion
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The Dovahfail
New Member
Thanks,AND IM NOT SCUM Lol 
TheShadedOne
The Angry One
Oh.My GOD. Who knew stinking lizards that worship trees were soo..uptight about everything?
DrunkenMage
Intoxicated Arch-Mage
I was once heaps excited about TESO.
Then when I found out I can't join the Legion of the Second Empire.
Then when I found out I can't join the Legion of the Second Empire.
Jei El
We will be avenged.
TheShadedOne
The Angry One
Me? I'm just an assassin. Luckily for the Dominion, I like elves better than I do lizards.
In addition, High Elves are just so much more bangable than Argonians.
In addition, High Elves are just so much more bangable than Argonians.
Jei El
We will be avenged.
What's your build? I'm thinking of making a new assassin.
Captain Nagisus
Jake the Dog!
What'd you expect? I'm a suit-donning reptilian drunkard who's more stressed than the inverse of a cockney's h.
Ahem. Two, well, y'knows. All the ladies are just crowding to our dual pelvis-cannons and chiseled good looks.
If you really want to join us instead, mister Sea-Elf, message me privately.
Captain Nagisus
Jake the Dog!
He may only join on certain terms, Jei. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm late for a banjo lesson, a drinking contest, and a threesome in Markarth (i.e. the best multitask ever), you gildedskin scum, so I shall leave your thread.
Captain Nagisus
Jake the Dog!
I paid extra for one away from other guys.
Because, y'know. That's gross.
Because, y'know. That's gross.
Captain Nagisus
Jake the Dog!
This battalion is like two swans -- seemingly dangerous, but not very formidable or organised.
NOT TO MENTION NO MATCH FOR A CROCODILE!
NOT TO MENTION NO MATCH FOR A CROCODILE!
Captain Nagisus
Jake the Dog!
Actually we have another PM for newer members cos the original is full, so approx. 80 pages. And if we factor in all our posts here, we're approaching the 90 mark.
The Dovahfail
New Member
may i PAHAAA?
