Mercutio
I'm a hero, Morty! And now your gonna have to go and do whatever I say, Morty! Forever! An-and I-I-I'll go out and I'll find some more of that Mulan Szechuan teriyaki dipping sauce, Morty! Th-b-because that's what this is all about Morty! Th-that's my one-armed man! I'm not driven by avenging my dead family, Morty, that was fake! I-I-I'm driven by finding that McNugget sauce! I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty! That's my series arc, Morty! If it takes nine seasons, I want my McNuggets dipping sauce Szechuan sauce, Morty! That's what's gon-it's gonna take us all the way to the end, Morty! Season nine more seasons, Morty! Nine more seasons until I get that dipping Szechuan sauce! [closing garage door inside] For ninety-seven more years, Morty! I want that McNugget sauce Morty!
- Birthday
- Feb 26, 1990 (Age: 34)
- Location
- A Slightly Chaotic Earth
- Gender
- Male
- Occupation
- Just a Guy Who's a Hero for Fun
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