i feel terrible...

[stagnant94]

now look okay, i am married to Ysolda, and i decided to "teach her the pro's and cons of domestic violence"

anyway i forgot that i was wearing my dwarves gauntlets and, um, killed her.

and if you thought that was bad i stripped her clothes off and put her in my room of blood, (see my evil Hjerim habit thread).


now i feel terrible, I've got many thoughts going though my head: how will i make easy money? who will cook my food? And does my housecarl yet realise that he knows too much?

 

[Morgan]

Yeah, killing Ysolda is going too far. She's a sweety-pie!

 

[The_Deadliest_Troll]

Divorce... LIKE A BOSS!

 

[stagnant94]

Divorce... LIKE A BOSS!

Till death do us part!

 

[The Phoenician]

Coming soon on Law & Order: Skyrim SVU

 

[stagnant94]

i was just going to educate her as to what would happen in the real world.

now in the real world, one punch does not kill someone, if it did, i would be awesome

 

[Nakatsu_Hime]

On the plus side, corpses in Skyrim never seem to decompose, so no embarrassing smells to explain away to the pizza delivery boy.

 

[Metas]

luckily women in skyrim have no rights and are seen as property...besides that dike mjoll.

just stuff her in a closet and learn from your mistakes? good luck to your future wife

 

[Punz]

Coming soon on Law & Order: Skyrim SVU

Yeah!!! Maybe Stabler will return!!!

 

[Metas]

i mean i did solve one murder case in skyrim


im not afraid to tackle this one!

 

[Dagmar]

luckily women in skyrim have no rights and are seen as property...besides that dike mjoll...

Look closely ladies, this is what you want to avoid in life.

You must be playing a different game if you think women have no rights in Skyrim.

 

[Metas]

Look closely ladies, this is what you want to avoid in life.

You must be playing a different game if you think women have no rights in Skyrim.

Obviously it was just a joke. i am in no way chauvinistic and had i been alive in 1919 for the passing of the 19th amendment i would have rejoiced with all women

 

[stormbringer]

Look closely ladies, this is what you want to avoid in life.

You must be playing a different game if you think women have no rights in Skyrim.

He can't stand to see the sight of a strong Nord woman.