Nords in Skyrim - Ni**as in Paris Parody - WestShoreBoys

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LYRICS:
We're gonna game to one song and one song only.

Quest so hard ancient dragons wanna fight me.

So I quest so hard Ancient Dragons tryin'a fight me, Brotherhood tryin'a find me.
What's 50 magicka to a Mage like me, Thieves Guild behind me.
Quest so hard, this game crazy. Y'all know that frost plops don't faze me.
My level goes from 0 to 82 and my character looks just like Swayze.
Quest so hard, for Greybeard's. Fatigue down from a few beer.
Quest so hard, since we here. Dragon-born we got no fear.
I'm Legolas on Pegasus, come play with this. Class pick.
Dark Elf, High Elf, Wood Elf, so sick.
Quest so hard, got a Dragonbane. Armor that don't cling-clang.
Enchanted weapons running low. Fireball for a big bang.
Q-Quest so hard, Vampires too, I own the empire too.
If you took an arrow to the knee, you'd be a guard and retire too.
Q-Quest so hard, let's get dazed. Playin' straight for like 3 days.
Super brave, explore caves. Spill your blood on my sick blade.
Q-Quest so hard, Giants rude. Mammoth's still in a mad mood.
Backpack. World map. Fast travel to Solitude.

Quest so hard ancient dragons tryin'a fight me. This game cray. This game cray. This game cray.
Q-Quest so hard ancient dragons tryin'a fight me. This game cray. This game cray. This game cray.

Dragon-born is here, it's me the Greybeards caaaaall.
Grab your bow, we got Dragons. Slay 'em aaaaall.
Shoot them down, outta the sky. Dragons faaaaall.
Stack up the dragon bones, now I'm standing taaaaall.
Quest so hard. This game cray, ain't it Shea?
Q-Quest so hard. Silver-Blood Inn, sleep all day.
Q-Quest so hard. Your horse so old, that old thing.
Quest so hard. 90 degrees, climbin' straight up the mountain then back down again.
Kill a troll. Steal some loot. Over'cumbered, drop my boots.
Excuse my potions, I use roots. Ha-ha. Add some fruits.
Main quest done and my gold is a million.
You're stuck on level one, still playin' Oblivion.
Gray-Mane got a brother, got captured by Thalmor.
They sent me, no other, sent him home to his mother.
Leave the enemies doubtin', I'm on top of a mountain.
Got my Nords in Skyrim, Fus-Ro-Dah's what they shoutin', Aaahh!!!

Quest so hard ancient dragons tryin'a fight me.
Q-Quest so hard ancient dragons tryin'a fight me.

I'm flying up to my home. Now Sovngarde's where I roam.
Now Sovngarde's where I roam. Now Sovngarde's where I roam.
These Thalmor High Elves is lyin'. Actin' like Talos ain't divine.
I got a housecarl in my home. You know Lydia's giving me dome.
Now Sovngarde's where I roam. Now Sovngarde's where I roam.
Sovngarde's where I roam. Sovngarde's where I roam.
I'm face to face with Alduin, The Dovahkiin is ballin'.
With the Thu'um now I'm callin'. Dragonrend, I got him fallin'.
I'm flying up to my home. Now Sovngarde's where I roam.
Now Sovngarde's where I roam.
I'm definitely on my throne (throne... throne... throne...)