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Lily was walking along the bridge of San Francisco chomping on an enormous haunch of chargrilled brahmin and enjoying her vacation overall. She had left a week ago after Leo had gotten a little too excited and beheaded one of their bighorners. Lily had explained to Leo that this was wrong but she took it as a sign that she was stressed and needed a break from Jacobstown. Marcus was okay with this and Doctor Henry had given her plenty of medicine to keep Leo quiet. She had gotten much better at taking it than she used to, thanks to the advice of a friendly courier she had met once. She had also heard that the Enclave was coming back to the Mojave and her little Becky had been sent away by her mommy in Hidden Valley. Lilly wished Becky would visit her more often but she understood that teenagers had to live their own lives and that they didn't like having their grandmas slow them down. Still, her mommy had told her Becky was in the area with a Paladin friend of hers and Lily was eager for the suprise visit.
She then saw what looked like her little Jimmy being dragged away by some NCR soliders! Lily certainly wouldn't stand for that! Jimmy was such a good boy, he'd never been in trouble before. This was clearly a misunderstanding. Lily lumbered over to the soldiers dragging Clint and stopped them.
"Excuse me officers, but would you mind telling me what's going on here? You seem to be arresting my grandson."
"None of your fl*ffin' business mutie." One of the troopers said. "This is NCR business and you're interfering. Now fl*ff off before we blow your brains out."
"My such foul language! You should know better than to curse out an old lady dearie, not to mention pointing a gun at people. Leo doesn't like guns you see. They make him angry. No Leo you can't smash them! You can't chop them up either! That's very rude!"
The other soldiers were now thoroughly confused as to who Lilly was talking to and too intimidated by her size to attempt an arrest. That was when Courtwright stepped out of the bar and maintained order.
“What the fl*ff is going on here?” He asked
“You have my grandson officer. Did he get into a fight with Scotty Burgis again?” Lily asked.n
“Wha…who the fu-“
Lily barged past Courtwright and headed for Clint
“Jimmy! It’s grandma! Don’t you worry pumpkin! Whatever you did I know you’re sorry. Grandma’s gonna have a talk with these officers and make them leave you alone!”
“Mutie, you take another step towards my prisoner and it will be your last.” Courtwright said, pumping his combat shotgun. Lily heard the noise and turned, unsheathing the vertibird blade she used as a giant cleaver.
“Why don’t you put your money where your mouth is bucko. No one’s getting between me and my little Jimmy!”
Having all the cause he needed, Courtwright fired a buckshot into Lily’s chest. It would have shattered a human ribcage but being a super mutant, all it did was make Lily mad. She gave a deafening roar and let Leo take over her mind. She barreled right through Courtwright, knocking him flat on his back and hitting his head on the ground hard enough to knock his helmet off. He dropped his shotgun and was too dazed to stop Lily from charging one of his men and chopping his head clean off. The poor trooper didn’t even have time to return fire. Two other troopers looked in horror of what had just happened and froze up. Lily turned on them next.
“What are you idiots doing! Shooooot!” Courtwright screamed, reaching for his shotgun just before Lily stomped it, breaking and bending it to the point of it being useless.
“Oh no you don’t dearie!” Lily yelled as she was hit by one of many hasty shots the troopers were firing.
“NEEEEYAAAAAAAAAHHH!” Lily roared, holding her rotor blade high in the air and bringing it crashing down on one trooper’s head. It cleaved right through his helmet and split his skull open, his brains oozing onto his body. The other troopers were running for it now and Lily caught a third. She made a sideways attack with her rotor blade and cleaved a trooper at the torso, cutting him cleanly in two. His legs stopped and hit the ground just after his body did. He died holding his rifle but was dead before his upper body hit the ground.
Now that the area was relatively safe, Lily went into the bar, not noticing the still-alive Gary, and brought Clint into a big hug.
“Oh Jimmy! My little Jimmy! It’s so good to see you, your grandma missed you so much! Let’s get you home and I’ll make you a sandwich. Then you can tell grandma all about why those officers were giving you trouble. Don’t you worry yourself pumpkin, everything’s gonna be okay now that grandma’s here.”
She then saw what looked like her little Jimmy being dragged away by some NCR soliders! Lily certainly wouldn't stand for that! Jimmy was such a good boy, he'd never been in trouble before. This was clearly a misunderstanding. Lily lumbered over to the soldiers dragging Clint and stopped them.
"Excuse me officers, but would you mind telling me what's going on here? You seem to be arresting my grandson."
"None of your fl*ffin' business mutie." One of the troopers said. "This is NCR business and you're interfering. Now fl*ff off before we blow your brains out."
"My such foul language! You should know better than to curse out an old lady dearie, not to mention pointing a gun at people. Leo doesn't like guns you see. They make him angry. No Leo you can't smash them! You can't chop them up either! That's very rude!"
The other soldiers were now thoroughly confused as to who Lilly was talking to and too intimidated by her size to attempt an arrest. That was when Courtwright stepped out of the bar and maintained order.
“What the fl*ff is going on here?” He asked
“You have my grandson officer. Did he get into a fight with Scotty Burgis again?” Lily asked.n
“Wha…who the fu-“
Lily barged past Courtwright and headed for Clint
“Jimmy! It’s grandma! Don’t you worry pumpkin! Whatever you did I know you’re sorry. Grandma’s gonna have a talk with these officers and make them leave you alone!”
“Mutie, you take another step towards my prisoner and it will be your last.” Courtwright said, pumping his combat shotgun. Lily heard the noise and turned, unsheathing the vertibird blade she used as a giant cleaver.
“Why don’t you put your money where your mouth is bucko. No one’s getting between me and my little Jimmy!”
Having all the cause he needed, Courtwright fired a buckshot into Lily’s chest. It would have shattered a human ribcage but being a super mutant, all it did was make Lily mad. She gave a deafening roar and let Leo take over her mind. She barreled right through Courtwright, knocking him flat on his back and hitting his head on the ground hard enough to knock his helmet off. He dropped his shotgun and was too dazed to stop Lily from charging one of his men and chopping his head clean off. The poor trooper didn’t even have time to return fire. Two other troopers looked in horror of what had just happened and froze up. Lily turned on them next.
“What are you idiots doing! Shooooot!” Courtwright screamed, reaching for his shotgun just before Lily stomped it, breaking and bending it to the point of it being useless.
“Oh no you don’t dearie!” Lily yelled as she was hit by one of many hasty shots the troopers were firing.
“NEEEEYAAAAAAAAAHHH!” Lily roared, holding her rotor blade high in the air and bringing it crashing down on one trooper’s head. It cleaved right through his helmet and split his skull open, his brains oozing onto his body. The other troopers were running for it now and Lily caught a third. She made a sideways attack with her rotor blade and cleaved a trooper at the torso, cutting him cleanly in two. His legs stopped and hit the ground just after his body did. He died holding his rifle but was dead before his upper body hit the ground.
Now that the area was relatively safe, Lily went into the bar, not noticing the still-alive Gary, and brought Clint into a big hug.
“Oh Jimmy! My little Jimmy! It’s so good to see you, your grandma missed you so much! Let’s get you home and I’ll make you a sandwich. Then you can tell grandma all about why those officers were giving you trouble. Don’t you worry yourself pumpkin, everything’s gonna be okay now that grandma’s here.”