Wauten Dayhil
Demon Hunter and Wordplay Extraordinaire
I... uh... find that... women... are all good looking... and... it's their heart... that counts.. physical attraction... uhm... means nothing. Yeah.
Astrid? XD Oh god
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kissing... traps?puts on her Ant-Man Vest Jacket on........grabs her High Voltage Taser......and a long stick........giggles...........hello boys
Big white letters flash across this ones screen.........The Skyrim Forums: The Lovers Side Quest.....Level 69.....Difficulty: Hardcore.
Location: Mount Boner in Rift
Mission: Recover the Birds & the Bees Mace of Submission
lock-pick ...unlocks front door ...sneaks past all the kissing traps on the ground ...sneaks past the dungeon witch has a very nice collection of crops, paddles & other kinky devices
reaches first safe area, unlocks chest.....grabs 3 bottles of I Have a Headache Potions from inside chest
continues down long corridor, reaches an intersection, reads the signs...singe 1 says: the Best Way to a Man's Heart is thru his Stomach.....Singe 2 says:The Best Way To A Man's Heart is Between his Fourth and Fifth Rib ......pulls out her dagger and continues down path #2........sneaks past the culprit who posted this thread[emoji14].....scrolls back up, of course its Mr Nurozoxi.............and enters Main Chamber.........................what happens next?..........
TO BE CONTINUED
Aw, you're mean.Kohlar turns his head quickly to look behind. The footsteps were light and quiet, but not quiet enough. There was a brief perception of movement, now gone. Removing his hand from his weapon and turning his gaze to where it was before, Kohlar smiled knowing that today was not his day to die, for he was not the one who started the thread.
Sapphire is my #2 after Aela
[1000 posts of Serana swooning incoming]
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You can transform her into a human with the "Have you thought about getting cured of vampirism?" option after Kindered Judgement. Don't speak to her about curing it before Kindered Judgement or you'll mess it up also you have to say the right thing. She will eventualy go to Falion and turn human again. Those green eyes manSerana....would be #2 if she weren't a vampire....dat voice doe