I collect lavender. Its pretty. I then store it all separately on the floor in my solitude house and run through it like a 'special' child in a corn field
When killing at a height I always have to drag and drop the bodies down the mountain/building to watch them fall
I always drop endless potions in the rivers or streams and then float along watching the pretty shaped and colored bottles bob along.
For some strange reason whenever I do a quest and speak to a character I have to make up a funny accent for them and then read their subtitles using the accent.
I also make up songs when i fight the Falmor because they are really scary and ugly and they have a funny nose
When I kill bandits I like to line up there bodies, strip them and then walk over them and pretend they are making a path for their king.
I get NPCs to follow me just so i can Fus Ro Dah them off a bridge.
I like to climb on the dragons because they are spikey.
I reanimate Faendel, just so he can annoy me to the point where i kill him again.
When i fight Hagravens I to put on an old lady accent and pretend they are the elderly who need help, removing the human heart of a forsworn and replacing it with a flower ... i mean seriously? Is that even hygienic?
If I visit a blacksmith i always jump in his fire so they think im smoking hot ..... I KNOW ITS A JOKE
PPPPP DID YOU GET IT?!?!?!?! I DONT KNOW IM JUST TOOOO FUNNY SOMETIMES