Being Dragon Born? Can I not be it?

[The Seraph]

Indeed indeed. Just came back from eating at terrible Italian restaurant.

 

[Accalia]

Oh god. Did they mess up the pizza?!

 

[The Seraph]

No, I ate chicken parm. The sauce and the mozzarella were just bad quality and the spaghetti was half crunchy half cooked. I don't know how you do that but they did.

 

[Accalia]

How can u mess that up?!

 

[The Seraph]

I don't know. It's like using cornflakes for tempura. It's somehow worse then flat out burning it, which a tiny bit of it was.

 

[Accalia]

I see.

 

[The Seraph]

. . . How did this get so off topic?

 

[Accalia]

Idk. U started talking about mudcrabs.

 

[The Seraph]

Ah. That's right.

 

[Deadpool.]

I’d probably go to that mage school, and learn healing spells and be some sort of doctor ‍

 

[Accalia]

I don’t think they had doctors but they did have healers.

 

[The Seraph]

I've always wondered if the healers can heal things like blindness and deafness. If they can cure most diseases and heal horrific wounds, can they heal handicaps like that?

 

[Accalia]

Not really, I mean blindness has something to do with the retina not working right and deafness is a damaged ear drum. Back then they didn’t know about things like this. So they couldn’t heal those problems.

 

[The Seraph]

Makes sense. Also most deafness isn't a damaged ear drum, those can heal. Permanent deafness results from the hairs in the coclea dying.

 

[Accalia]

Yeah that.

 

[Deadpool.]

What about a bard that only plays the Seinfeld tune

 

[Accalia]

Do what?

 

[The_Lost_Foxtrot]

By the gods that would be beautiful DP. lmao.

I myself think that being a innkeeper would be fun.

 

[Accalia]

Oh god that would be terrible. Think of how many drunks and stupid people you would get.

 

[The_Lost_Foxtrot]

Yeah true, but think of all the Money you would get from those drunk idiots when they want more, plus all the rumors that paople would pay to hear