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Hey, fella. I'm facetious, lazy and sardonic. I'm sure we'll get along fine!
No, but seriously, isn't a curmudgeonly exterior meant to be endearing or something? I hope so, cos otherwise I'm buggered.
Essentially, what this boils down to is, I'm Sam, I like writing and drawing, and as it so happens, Skyrim. In case you didn't infer that. I now dedicate my time to pondering such mysteries of our existence, like "how many strains of mould have to be living in a half-kilo of beef mince before I can no longer eat it and thus save myself food money with which I could instead buy Smarties?" and "can I force down my innate urge to correct errant grammar and spelling in the interests of not looking like an eejit?" Well, the answers remain to be seen. Hope to see you around!