Big Papa Nasty

High as a kite, in the wonderful land of Nod. Journeying through the Buprenorphine fields while battling with the wonderfully dreadful Clonazepam Dragon. It's a hard battle trying to stay awake with this damned sleep ray that this rare dragon from the Isle of Benzo keeps giving off, but this ain't my first rodeo. I'm a seasoned drugstore cowboy... oh, and i'm playing Skyrim as well ;-]

Everything written by Big Papa Nasty, whether pertaining to his person, his deeds, or his prolific abuse of nearly every substance known to man, is purely fictional. Big Papa Nasty is a High Elf BADASS that I play in this video game, and nothing that he say's or does has any grounds in reality. Except the part where he's a badass, that's pretty true.