The Misadventures of Tristan

[Uther Pundragon]

Ahaha! Oh man, poor Tristan. He should not have gone for Lydia, though. She's not really talkative or whatnot.

Haha, agreed. Though really, Tristan sees female and all intelligent thought leaves him. Not like there is much intelligence to begin with.

 

[kyleekay]

Glad I could inspire you!

 

[Uther Pundragon]

*Whistles*​

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"Why are you in such a good mood?"​

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"Oh no reason. I just had the best night of my life, that's all."​

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"I don't even want to know."​

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"Okay."​

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"So are you going to tell me...?"​

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"But you just said..."​

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"Just shut up and tell me!"​

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"How can I shut up and tell you at the same time? That doesn't even-"​

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"Fine! Fine! Sheesh... and I thought that time of the month happened last week..."​

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"What did you just say?"​

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"N-n-nothing! You're beautiful! Amazing! Divine! Everything I'm not!"​

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"I uhm... I've got to go!"​

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"Sucker."​

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And after a few months I have returned with another Tristan entry. Apologies for it isn't very good in my opinion, but I figured I would need to post something to let everyone know this thread isn't dead.​

 

[MadHatter]

LMAO! Best one yet! Two thumbs up, sir.. Two thumbs up!

 

[Neriad13]

Aw, but I still wanna know.

 

[Uther Pundragon]

Not exactly an update but more of a lame attempt at making a signature about Tristan. If anyone has some artistic skills and would like to make a sig, then by all means do!

 

[A.Auditore]

Not exactly an update but more of a lame attempt at making a signature about Tristan. If anyone has some artistic skills and would like to make a sig, then by all means do!

*shakes head* Dear Mother of Talos

 

[Uther Pundragon]

"So you're telling me you have no Breton in you at all?"​

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"No. I'm all Nord."​

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"So not even a little Breton in you?"​

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"I said no."​

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"Would you like one?"​

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Figured it was time to do a quick update. Nothing grand or original but it'll do until I get more inspired.​

 

[Lady Imp]

At least Tristan's honest...

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[Uther Pundragon]

"You need..."​

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"Yes!"​

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"..to wake up."​

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"What...?"​

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"I said wake up, you fool! Take your slobbering, muttering, drunken ass and go pass out on someone else's doorstep!​

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"Aw man..."​

 

[Uther Pundragon]

"By the Divines, I think I'm going to be sick!"​

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"Ugh... welcome to my life everyday with you... but why are you going to be sick?"​

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"Maven Black-Briar offered to pay me to have sex with her!"​

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"You turned her down right? Please tell me you turned her down..."​

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"Of course! I could never take money for having sex!"​

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"You disgust me."​

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"Try being me for a day then."​

 

[A.Auditore]

If you think that this is going to be enough... youre wrong

 

[Uther Pundragon]

Second post updated with links to latest entries.

 

[Uther Pundragon]

"Uthy couldn't decide on what to do on his 1,000th post, so he ask me to fill in for him. I'll start by telling you what I did last night. I met this wench at a local tavern and then we-"​

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"Oh shut up."​

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"What, you mad bro?"​

 

[Uther Pundragon]

"You seem so down lately. I think I'll become your personal cheerleader."​

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"Eh... how about no?"​

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"Yes! I'll pump you full of motivation!"​

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"No."​

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"What? Why not?!"​

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"I know the places you've been. I don't want you pumping me full of anything."​

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[Neriad13]

Ehehehe, he does know how to phrase things.

And for the first time ever, after all these comics, I wonder...what the crap happened to Tristan's other glove?

 

[Uther Pundragon]

Ehehehe, he does know how to phrase things.

And for the first time ever, after all these comics, I wonder...what the crap happened to Tristan's other glove?

Haha, I just pretend it's his magic casting hand. You know, not to set fire to his glove or anything.

 

[Neriad13]

Haha, I just pretend it's his magic casting hand. You know, not to set fire to his glove or anything.

Whew, really? Thank goodness. I was beginning to think it was for another reason.

 

[Uther Pundragon]

Whew, really? Thank goodness. I was beginning to think it was for another reason.

Hahaha knowing Tristan, it probably is.

 

[Uther Pundragon]

May not be any more Tristan. Gave it a good run though.