ChiefScalyNipples
Dictator of my bedroom
About 10 minutes after the Elf went back to sleep, Thinks-Sharper-Than-Some began whispering to the Orc again, "Hey, you, you never told me your name." The Orc replied and whispered, "Ra'Gru, Ra'Gru gro-Kashug, just call me Ra'Gru." Thinks-Sharper-Than-Some pointed at Caelalilian and whispered, "Alright Ra'Gru, you see that Dunmer girl over there? I think she wants to escape about as bad as the both of us do. Earlier she tried to play dead convince those snobby elves that she turned into a ghost and would curse them if they didn't bury her someplace other than on the boat." Ra'Gru widened his eyes in amazement and said, "So THAT'S what that creepy ghost I saw was, a damn good plan I gotta say." Thinks-Sharper-Than-Some nodded in agreement and said, "Lets go speak with her, see if we can form an escape plan and round up some other prisoners. I'm not going to die in this plopshole!" Ra'Gru said, "Yeah, but how are we gonna get out of these bars? Our hands are tied and we have no lockpicks." Thinks-Sharper-Than-Some said, "Damn it, you're right, wait, hold on, I have an idea..." Just then they heard footsteps from the darkness inside the boat at night time. They saw a shadowy figure which appeared to be a Thalmor guard approaching their cell, the guard revealed himself by lighting a torch and holding it to himself, he said. "I'm sorry, did I hear something about an escape plan? I'm a little deaf in this ear. Pfft, I'd like to see you fools try and get out. The last idiot who tried to get out of his cell without recieving a beating from one of us guards...well..." He then pointed at the corpse that looked just awful, as if it had been burned to a crisp with fire magic, and through the charred head looked like a face screaming in agony right before he died. He finished his self-interrupted sentence with, "I'll just let you figure out the rest... you pieces of plops will stay on this boat until you get a proper punishment in Summerset Isles for interfering with the Aldmeri Dominion. Now go to sleep, Lizard, and if I hear you snoring that'll be a beating tommorow when you wake up." Thinks-Sharper-Than-Some replied to the guard, "No, no we weren't talking of escaping." and then was interrupted with a "Yeah, right." Just as the guard was about to walk away, Thinks-Sharper-Than-Some then counter-acted with another lie and said, "Seriously, we weren't, as heavily guarded as this vessel is, we'd be complete idiots to think of escaping. I now realize that I was stupid to act superior to the almighty Aldmeri Dominion. I used to think you all were a bunch of wimpy elves, but from that last beating I recieved, I now know that I was completely wrong. I don't even wanna think of what you'd do to me if I left my cell. It must've been your imagination because, I may be a stupid lizard, but I'm not stupid enough to escape, that's for sure." The guard raised his eyebrows, impressed, and said, "Well, I'm glad you see things my way. Now stop bothering me." the guard then blew out his torch and proceeded to walk away. Thinks-Sharper-Than-Some chuckled at such a stupid guard and so did Ra'Gru.